From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Ned Sparks (born Edward Arthur Sparkman, November 19, 1883 – April 3, 1957) was a Canadian-born character actor of the American stage and screen. Sparks was known for his deadpan expression and deep, gravelly voice. Born in Guelph, Ontario, Sparks left home at age 16 and attempted to work as a gold prospector on the Klondike Gold Rush. After running out of money, he won a spot as a singer on a traveling musical company's tour. At age 19, he returned to Canada and briefly attended a Toronto seminary. After leaving the seminary, he worked for the railroad and worked in theater in Toronto. In 1907, he left Toronto for New York City to try his hand in the Broadway theatre, where he appeared in his first show in 1912. While working on Broadway, Sparks developed his trademark deadpan expression while portraying the role of a desk clerk in the play Little Miss Brown. His success on the stage soon caught the attention of MGM's Louis B. Mayer who signed Sparks to a six picture deal. Sparks began appearing in numerous silent films before finally making his "talkie" debut in the 1928 film The Big Noise. In the 1930s, Sparks became known for portraying dour-faced, sarcastic, cigar-chomping characters. He became so associated with the type that, in 1936, The New York Times reported that Sparks had his face insured for USD$100,000 with Lloyd's of London. The market agreed to pay the sum to any photographer who could capture Sparks smiling (Sparks later admitted that the story was a publicity stunt and he was only insured for $10,000). Sparks was also caricatured in cartoons including the Jack-in-the-Box character in the Disney short Broken Toys (1935), and the jester in Mother Goose Goes Hollywood (1938), a hermit crab in both Tex Avery's Fresh Fish (1939) and Bob Clampett's Goofy Groceries (1941), a chicken in Bob Clampett's Slap Happy Pappy (1940), Friz Freleng's Warner Bros. cartoon Malibu Beach Party (1940), and Tex Avery's Hollywood Steps Out (1940). Sparks also voiced the cartoon characters Heckle and Jeckle from 1947 to 1951. Sparks appeared in ten stage productions on Broadway and over 80 films. He retired from films in 1947, saying that everyone should retire at 65
Thomas Barry
42nd Street
Barney Hopkins
Gold Diggers of 1933
Caterpillar
Alice in Wonderland
Happy McGuire
Lady for a Day
George Moxley
Blessed Event
Dan Herzig
Sweet Adeline
Waiter
In Search of a Sinner
Elmer Smith
Imitation of Life
Tony Skeel
The Canary Murder Case
Slim
Corsair
The Monocle Man
Nothing But the Truth
Valet
Love's Blindness
Inky Wells
This Way Please
Happy Winter
Street Girl
Paul Dodson
The Bride Walks Out
Danny Simpson
One in a Million
Mr. 'Stacky' Stackhouse
Big City Blues
Plosser
Marie Galante
Seven Keys to Baldpate
Winthrop 'Little Nemo' Clavering
Conspiracy
'Ten Percent' Nelson
Sweet Music
Elmer
George White's 1935 Scandals
Toots McGuire
Sing and Like It
Sheriff Jack Rancid
The Wide Open Spaces
Ned
Big Dame Hunting
Cyrus Morgan
The Bond Boy
Shammy
Hi, Nellie!
Eddie Crane
The Crusader
Steve Cluskey
Wake Up and Live
Happy
Love Comes Along
Danny Walsh
The Fall Guy
'Speed' King
The Star Maker
Captain 'Sunny Jim' Roberts
Down to Their Last Yacht
Ike
Magic Town
Charlie Thorne
The Devil's Holiday
Lem Spawn
Too Much Harmony
Sunshine
Secrets
Strings
Hawaii Calls
Harry Evans
The Miracle Man
J. Hamilton Beamish
The Small Bachelor
Mulligan
The Hidden Way
When the Wife's Away
Conroy
Going Hollywood
Gibson
The Only Thing
Slinky
Mike
Hjalmar Gnu
Servants' Entrance
Inspector Riordan
Private Scandal
Self (archive footage)
Gold Diggers: FDR'S New Deal... Broadway Bound
Hughie Hanready
Kept Husbands
Ned Sparks
Stage Door Canteen
Happy Max
Double Cross Roads
Phinuit
Alias the Lone Wolf
Clarence van Dyke
Nothing But the Truth
Riley
Iron Man
Slim Sullivan
Alias The Deacon
Twinkletoes
Peter Stearns
Good References
Bert Benedict
The Secret Call
Orrin Crumb
Faint Perfume
Adrian
His Supreme Moment
Sparks
Leathernecking
Lucius Fenton
Money Talks
'Scoop' Oakland
Collegiate
William Howard
The Big Noise
Barney Gallagher
Bright Lights
Yacht First Mate
Strange Cargo
Tim
The Magnificent Flirt
Jonathan B. Sweet
For Beauty's Sake
Grimes, the Anarchist
The Perfect Woman
The Hotel Clerk
A Temperamental Wife
Al
Two's Company
Night Clerk
The Little Miss Brown
Bert Hanks
The Boomerang
Known For
Acting
Known Credits
73
Gender
Male
Birthday
1883-11-18
Place of Birth
Guelph, Ontario, Canada
Also Known As
Edward Arthur Sparkman