Status
Released
original language
English
Budget
$ 0
Revenue
$ 0
John Bishop
Jed Sawyer
Ram Kady
Sarah Bishop
Rebecca Bishop
Quinn Brady
Otto
Captain Briggs
Max
Vic Kady
Fang
Decker
Erica
Joey
Mutant
Cynthia
Debbie
April
Aunt Jody
Sofie
Jimmy
Christmas Tree Lot Jerk
Strip Club DJ
Stoner Gas Station Attendant #1
Stoner Gas Station Attendant #2
Written by Geronimo1967 on 2022-09-17
Michael Lombardi is the aptly named "Bishop" - he's a rural pastor - who traditionally shuns confrontation and generally encourages others to do the same. Until, that is, his daughter has a run in with a gangland hoodlum who has a car stashed with cocaine, loot - and a man who is not in great shape. She attempts to flee but while being chased chooses to ring her dad, rather than 911 (or maybe drive off in the general direction of the police station!?). Anyway, the remainder of this terribly lacklustre revenge thriller follows dad's attempts to avenge his daughter. For a previously gentle man, he adapts to the brutality of his new environment with an ease that made me think that if Sigourney Weaver had had him in the "Alien" films, those acid bleeding critters wouldn't have lasted twenty minutes. That's really the problem here. The scenario is just daft. Right from the get go when we have an altercation over a Christmas tree through to the very end, it's all just predictable and implausible tosh. The acting is college project standard, as is the writing and the direction. Indeed, quite how this got a cinema release at all is a far more worthy and ponderous question than anything raised by the script. Nope, I really wouldn't bother.