Status
Released
original language
English
Budget
$ 0
Revenue
$ 0

Dr. Nathan Sands

Andy Flynn

Nicole Sands

Stacy Everheart

Bones

Captain Jack

Stephie

Beach Bum

Bree

Santos

Commander Cox

Bungee Jumper

Frat Boy

Bikini Girl with Bum

Gordon

Maria (as Blanca Ponce)

Written by yoshikagekira1999 on 2022-03-18
Sharktopus, a movie from 2010 that asks if man can go too far..I'm not talking about the eponymous Sharktopus, but the movie itself! We have gone too far and If you don't think so look for the shittiest Sharksploitation movies there are and you'll think like I do too. The CGI ain't as bad as some movies I've seen, pretty below average though but time was spent on it. And of course there's a old pervert looking at the women's asses on the beach, what bad movie wouldn't be complete without a pervert to go with the skimpy clothed women? And why is everything sexual? Like all the guys are horny and all the women are aware of it. Also love how when the one guy throws a football they don't even show the other dude catch it, they just cut to him holding it! The pacing is way off too, 40 minutes in and nothing much has happened. And the camera quality is so bad too, why does it look like someone got grease on the camera lens?? The cameraman is the only good character besides the Nicole Sands girl. I don't know why the guy from Family Guy is a pirate radio DJ but whatever. This movie is bad but at least it's not boring as all hell.