Status
Released
original language
English
Budget
$ 6
Revenue
$ 23

Vincent "Vinnie" Antonelli

Barney Coopersmith

Hannah Stubbs

Crystal Rybak

Kirby

Shaldeen

Billy Sparrow / Johnny Bird

Linda

Will Stubbs

Jamie

Tommie

Umberto Mello

Lilo Mello

Underwood

Vinnie's Mother

Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith

Wally Bunting

Dino

Nicky

Rocco

Ritchie

Benny

Angela

Marie

Supermarket Manager

Supermarket Employee

Filomena

Gaetano

U.S. Attorney

Defense Attorney

Judge

Stewardess #1

Stewardess #2

Nun

Checker

Motel Manager

Hotel Maid

Removal Man

Umpire

Gatto

FBI Man

FBI Man

Policeman at Motel

TV Reporter

Bailiff

Maitre D'

Judge

Booking Cop
Written by BadChristian on 2018-11-19
My Blue Heaven is okay. The acting is serviceable, although never did I believe that Steve Martin was an Italian Mob guy. I didn't find it particularly funny; I laughed two times and those were more out of shock. The plot, which Wikipedia tells me is vaguely based on the same guy who inspired Goodfellas, isn't exactly a new or unique idea, but it has some potential as both a fish out of water and an odd couple story. My Blue Heaven is fine; there isn't anything terrible, nothing drew me out of the film (except Steve Martin's casting and the choice to use title cards to occasionally change perspective), and I never was confused or disappointed with the story beats, but I was never impressed or fully invested. I picked this movie at random and didn't know what I was watching until the title appeared. I was excited to see that I was going to see a movie with Steve Martin, Rick Moranis, and Joan Cusack, but they are all misused and easily could have been replaced with any other B-list actor. Again, it's fine. It's okay. I didn't dislike it, but there are plenty of better movies to have given that hour and a half to.