Status
Released
original language
English
Budget
$ 60000000
Revenue
$ 0
Gen. Glen McMahon
Greg Pulver
Willy Dunne
Cory Staggart
Matt Little
Simon Ball
Badi Basim
Pat McKinnon
Pete Duckman
Andy Moon
Dick Waddle
Ricky Ortega
Cpl. Billy Cole
President Karzai
Jeannie McMahon
Ray Canucci
Captain Dick North
Mike Cutter (as Kolwole Bokinni)
Tony Song
Pvt. Nick Farrenberg
Trey Wandella
Sean Cullen
Colonel Derek Bogg
Colonel Plotti Balotti
Colonel Helmut Bauer
Edith May
President Obama (as Reginald D. Brown)
Andy Carroll (as Christopher Lew Kum Hoi)
General Mohammad Khan
Pierre Giteau
Tashi Tsomo
Chaplain Richards
Bernie Coot Special Operator
Translator Kenny
Lydia Cunningham
Translator - Shura
German Politician
Tom Howard
Lt. Col. Frank Groom
Dutch Contractor
Captain Barbara Floss
Pope
Payne
Paul Smear
US Platoon Commander
General Vladislav Melnik
German Hotel Clerk
Marja Father
Marja Child
Afgan Bureaucrat
Afghan Palace Guard
Macedonian Guard #1
Le Grand Hotel Clerk
Bob White
Gala Dignitary
USRAF Soldier
Lt. Cole
Young
Arnold
Government Official (uncredited)
Diner Guest (uncredited)
German Minister (uncredited)
Written by Horseface on 2020-11-02
It feels like there's a really good movie hidden somewhere in here, but perhaps not a comedy. As far as the comedy goes, its biggest obstacle is Brad Pitt. I remember seeing another comedy with him in it, and I remember him being not particularly good. This time around it's even worse, and it's clear to me that the man doesn't have a funny bone at all. There's plenty of comedic material in the script, as delivered by the supporting cast, but to be frank, Brad Pitt is simply terrible. I don't remember having seen him this poor, ever, and I'm really quite a fan of him. Why he fails so terribly to be funny, I'm not sure. Perhaps he lacks the ability to do self-ridicule, perhaps he tries too hard, perhaps he doesn't really get humour in the first place, you be the judge — I just know he's not funny. At all. They really should have done better casting here. Lots of obvious candidates that would be better, and probably cheaper, too. Then there's the whole deal about it being a comedy in the first place. I don't consider myself a prune, but there are scenes in this film where the attempt at comedy just seems in awfully poor taste. Which is why I air the question of whether the "hidden good movie" in here should indeed be a comedy. The best scenes in War Machine most definitely aren't the funny ones, that's for sure.