Status
Released
original language
English
Budget
$ 0
Revenue
$ 0

Rowdy Abilene

Donna Hamilton

Taryn

Jade

Seth Romero

Edy Stark

Pattycakes

J.J. Jackson

Rosie

Kimo

Ashley

Michael / Michele

Henry

Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain

Mr. Chang

Dickson

Earring

Charlotte

Joey

Sumo Wrestler

Sumo Wrestler

Jamie

Chang's Guard

Beautiful Blonde

Handsome Man

Sexy Waitress

Bar Customer

Shades

Colleen

Don Merryman

Billy Marvis

Yacht Captain

Soul Food Lover

Soul Food Lover

Cat

Whitey the TV Director (uncredited)

(uncredited)

Bob's Lean Boy Delivery Man (uncredited)

Forklift Driver (uncredited)

Skateboard Assassin (uncredited)
Written by DrMarty on 2012-12-14
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."